/mon piː/
noun (Follow Fart Bug)
A person who follows "mon" around so closely they can smell their "pi" (farts)
This person is a certified monpi!
@Monpi is my biological mother despite me somehow being teleported to France moments after my birth :<
When I made my way to the States, I messed up the address and was stuck with a nice young lad and his not-as-nice mother. I stayed with them for a year while I found my real mother's address :<
When I finally found my way back to mom, I was crusty and stinky. She nursed me back to full health. I'm the now happiest and healthiest I've ever been :3
I'm trying to repay Mamon so every day I patrol the house to protect her. One day I'll get the courage to step on the blankets :3
(Thoughts transcribed through espn by sok/pat)